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Jersey Shore’s Deena Arrested For Drunkenly Slapping Cars
In her defense, I’m sober and it even took me an hour to realize she’s not hugging Snooki. While filming an episode of Jersey Shore yesterday, Deena Cortese apparently looked down at her script and...
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JWoww Wants To Get Pregnant, Too
If you thought the worst thing that could happen as a result of Snooki getting pregnant is that her child will eventually learn what his mother is, well.. okay, you’re right. Shut up. But the second...
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Deena Cortese Won’t Stop Wearing Bikinis And Other News
- Chivettes Bored At Work still won’t make me want to work in an office. But good effort. - Prince William is 30 now which just made a bunch of people feel really old. - 21 Pictures That Will Restore...
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Public Service Announcement: Herpes is Airborne Now. Repeat. Herpes is...
“And so, gentlemen, what I propose is this: We take young men and women of ill repute who have over time acquired a myriad of diseases transmitted from intercourse, adorn them in provocative swimwear...
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Snooki Gives Birth To Baby Without Gills, ‘Did Not See That One Coming,’ Says...
If you’re wondering why a loud trumpet blast followed by the seas turning to blood woke you up yesterday morning, Snooki actually gave birth to a real, live baby boy that I haven’t heard is deformed...
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MTV Cancelled ‘Jersey Shore’
You might say they jet-packed the shark. — I’ll go kill myself now. Speaking of New Jersey being the pride of America, MTV has finally decided to pull the plug on Jersey Shore which is really the only...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And Other News
Posted by Photo Boy - Ben Affleck‘s interview in The Hollywood Reporter is apparently great, so just assume it includes a detailed account and pictures of him banging Blake Lively. - Redheads Breasts...
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JWoww’s Fiance Seems Nice
Apparently, people are getting bent out of shape about JWoww‘s then-boyfriend, now-fiance Roger Matthews shoving her down on the latestRead More ... Continue reading →
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Lindsay Lohan Hooked Up With Pauly D. Of Course.
In a new interview with Celebuzz, Snooki reveals that Lindsay Lohan hooked up with Pauly D a few years ago, so no wonder she keeps reminding people she used to bang Heath Ledger when he was high on...
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